Mom, When I asked you to play with me you said you had to meet up with the girls. Wasn’t it suppose to be a fun meet up? A great exfoliation away from the kid? Well what happened Mom? Why is your face all twisted since you got back and all you can go on about is how old you look? Did you know spending life and laughter with me is among the best anti-aging remedy?But you would rather play one upmanship with “Aunty” Vicky, who has been trying to sleep with Dad for the past 3 yrs. My value? I’m priceless bitch!