No, I did not receive any email or news from whoever you sent the message to at Aerawan, Korea. But i will address that later, I’m not done with you ppl yet.

I told you the specificities of my case and now you still respond with some general instructions. No flexibility displayed, no ingenuity, no call to the Passport, Immigration and Citizenship Agency (PİCA) to say,

 ‘this is not the first minor The Trott Bailey’s have expedited a passport for so check to see if you already have their marriage certificate and birth certificates and passports on Keilah Abigail Bailey’s file; as for  the rest of the documents we will forward to you when we receive them from Mrs  Trott Bailey. ‘ So easy, so simple, one phone call.

Helpful Embassy

Specificities of my case: 

I don’t have the originals of the marriage certificate or birth certificates with me. Those have been lost amidst travels between several countries over the past four years.

Back to you ppl:

No display of helpfulness or excellence in service. Just pomp and pride in seeming difficult, just so your jobs can look prestigious and you can feel prestigious cause you work at the ” Embassy”. How the fuck is your country suppose to advance in the world if getting a passport from your own nation is so difficult.

  •  The fact that my husband and I have Jamaican passports already negates the need for birth certificates,
  • My passport already negates the need for a marriage certificate cause I would have had to present the marriage certificate to get the ” Bailey” attached to my name Trott. 

Simple common sense things, but no not my country! Jamaica delights in being complicated and dense just for pomp and pride.

Sher Trott Bailey Email to Jamaica Prime Minister and Jamaica Embassy in Japan
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Tell the Prime Minister to Integrate Agencies Online

 You guys better forward this msg to the current Prime Minister. Tell him to get his shit together and buy a simple documents uploading platform or cloud storage to integrate:

  • Registrar General Department (RGD),
  • Passport, Immigration and Citizenship Agency (PICA),
  • Embassies
  • and all you stupid agencies

You guys are always asking for the same set of documents over and over again. With the online integration, you can all quickly access Jamaican citizens’  basic documents and stop giving people pure bloodclate headache.

Jesus fucking Christ how hard can it be to have one place where all that info is stored and where all you agencies can quickly go and access the info. Just want to make money while doing repetitive work. Stupid and shortsighted way to manage a country! Absolute fools you all are. Infact, I will Copy the Fucker myself on this email. Oh Fuck it, I don’t have time. 

Forward these Instructions to him or her, whoever is the current Prime Minister:

1. Give the company Dropbox a call and explain you needs for cloud storage and get started…. an no mek them overprice you just because your a Prime Minister. 

2. Go to envato.com and by “file upload website template” and have one of the many young web designers in the country help you out from there or contact the sales agent at the company WPMUDEV and explain your needs. They offer 24/7 support, live chats. You can question them all you want.

3. Get to uploading citizens’ documents. Organize young ppl by schools. Middle age ppl by their workplace and forget the old ppl them soon dead. the ones who tech savvy can stay at home or wherever they are in the world and upload their certified documents. Everybody in the country should have passports. Love to get remittances but no want to make the passport-getting process simple!

Sincere words: The blood of Jesus Christ against you. Fire on your heads! Don’t you even dare mock that name or see if Jesus nuh fuck unno up. King of all Kings, Lord of all Lord’s is my backer! bitch!

Now excuse me while I go breastfeed my big,  beautiful, bright, busky baby! . Peace out! KissMyTeeth.

Sherika Trott Bailey.