Donkey Cart SPlat Splat
🫏 Donkey Cart
Splat Splat! 🎨
The Paddock & Maze Family Challenge
Pigs, goats, donkey carts, winding mazes, and a whole family armed with Splat Splat guns! 😂
Donkey Cart Splat Splat is a cheerful, fast-moving family competition combining navigation, teamwork, accuracy, and a little bit of chaos!
Two families compete on separate courses of enormous grassy paddocks connected by beautiful hedge mazes. The objective? Collect as many points as possible in 30 minutes!
👨👩👧👦 The Whole Family Plays!
Everyone rides together in a beautifully designed donkey cart, with comfortable seats, protective railings, and secure harnesses for the children.
One very important rule: Whoever drives has one responsibility: DRIVE! Drivers cannot shoot, stamp, or collect splat points while controlling the donkey.
🐐🐖 Splat Splat! How to Score
Each paddock is an enormous open field where pigs and goats wander about, scattered irregularly across the grass.
Some are close. Others are far away. And a few might be wandering in entirely inconvenient directions!
Families move through the paddock, spot the animals, and mark designated targets using colorful Splat Splat guns or specially designed contact stamps.
Should the family go for that nearby goat, or maneuver towards a pig worth 150 points? They must decide quickly!
For animal comfort, targets are placed on soft, removable panels rather than directly on the animals’ bodies. Equipment uses animal-safe marking methods without hard paintball impacts.
⏱️ Ten Minutes Per Paddock!
Families cannot spend the entire competition splatting animals in one paddock.
A paddock timer begins when the family enters. They can use those minutes to collect points or leave earlier to reach another paddock.
When the ten minutes are up, a loud, distinctive signal tells everyone it is time to move on.
No more scoring in that paddock. Off to the maze!
🌿 Into the Maze!
Between consecutive paddocks are winding, beautifully grown hedge mazes.
The driver must guide the donkey cart through the passages, find the right route, and reach the next paddock.
No loud timing signals sound during maze navigation. Families can concentrate on finding their way.
But the overall 30-minute competition clock keeps running!
Entering the next paddock starts a fresh ten-minute paddock timer.
A family might score brilliantly in one paddock, only to spend precious minutes trying to find the way out of a particularly tricky maze.
Good observation, careful driving, and teamwork are just as important as accurate splatting!
🏆 Thirty Minutes to Win!
Both families have a maximum of 30 minutes to move through paddocks and mazes while collecting points.
- Both families begin at the starting signal.
- Each family scores in its own paddocks.
- A maximum of ten minutes is allowed in each paddock.
- Families navigate the connecting mazes to reach new paddocks.
- At thirty minutes, the competition ends wherever they are.
- All valid points from every paddock are added together.
🌸 Beautiful Carts, Happy Families
The donkey carts are part of the fun!
Their sculptural bodies take inspiration from the remarkable leaf-like forms of sea slugs, with layered green canopy structures, graceful curved sides, and comfortable family seating.
Beautifully crafted protective railings, inspired by Trott Bailey Mother-Sight architectural systems, surround the passenger area. Children ride securely seated and harnessed.
Families wear distinctive AgriGames playwear, including the Broken-Field Interruption garment species, with its bold black-and-ivory textile, pink sculptural chambers, and movement-friendly construction.
The driver remains focused on guiding the donkey while the other family members concentrate on the game.
💚 Happy Animals, Safe Families
The enormous paddocks allow pigs and goats plenty of space to move naturally, with shaded resting places and room to avoid the carts.
Soft, removable target panels provide scoring areas without marking the animals’ bodies or exposing them to hard paintball impacts.
The donkey is guided at a comfortable pace, with suitable rest and water available. The course is designed around animal comfort as well as family enjoyment.
😂 You Can Imagine the Shouting!
“There’s a pig! Over there!” 🐖
“Quick! Get the goat!” 🐐
“Dad, you’re going the wrong way!”
“I am NOT going the wrong way!”
📣 BEEEEEP! TIME TO MOVE ON!
Now the whole family has to find its way through a maze, reach another enormous paddock, and start collecting points again!
