Make life Easy for the Kid-Leave an inheritance

Little Brother Chick:

“ How did we get stuck with these parents?” They never want to play with us and they are always policing the food. Plus Mom and Dad start their monthly fights over the same ole thing every time. Jeez!

Big Brother Chick:

“It’s okay Little Man, we will soon get older and be able to fly the coop. You know parenting standards have never been high (Apparently spending quality time with your kid is Ewww… but it has gotten even worst over the centuries. Once we would get an inheritance from our parents to give us a good footing in life, now all we get are student loans and lectures on getting jobs as 8 am – 5 pm work slaves.”

Little Brother Chick:

“ Oh no here comes Mom with the Camera again, Jeez we are going to have to perform and play for her social media. This would be so much fun if we didn’t have to do it six more times until we got it “perfect”.

Big Brother Chick:

” yeah, she really took militarized playing to a whole new level. You know it’s because Aunt Cindy and Mrs. Ming from across the street started a Kids Youtube Channel and they are already at 100 million views, right? Now she is all crazy about outdoing them.”